When you said you were lost
I couldn’t help but feel
Like I had to find you
And rescue you
From the shadows that took you,
Lest you be consumed.
I don’t need to be found,
These shadows are my blanket.
I’m wrapped up safe and sound.
I don’t need your love
Slice The Cake - Fractal Exam Sequence
If you listen don’t listen to Slice The Cake you’re missing out.
So, my second favourite band Slice The Cake recently released this t-shirt. Now, as most of you can tell from the pictures I have uploaded of myself, my clothing/sense of fashion (or lack thereof) is not a massive concern of mine. In fact, apart from my hat, this is only piece of clothing to which my attitude is not one of apathy. Instead, my attitude to this t-shirt is “Holy fuck, I want this”. The t-shirt design is inspired by the song “Of Gallows”, which is a glorious song with fascinating lyrics (they’re in the description of the linked YouTube video).
Unfortunately, my mum has decided that this t-shirt “is not appropriate for general wearing” (exact quotation), and so I’m probably going to have to set myself up a bank account. Or one of you lovely people could apply The Golden Rule of Christianity, or Utilitarianism (at one of the biggest stretches imaginable) and buy me this t-shirt. Alternatively, you could act as an Übermensch who views me as a fellow Übermensch, and buy me this t-shirt out of the kindness of your heart, while still remaining beyond good and evil. Alternatively, you could tell me to shut the fuck up and buy it myself. That’s a fair option too.
Link To T-Shirt
EDIT: It would appear that I have aquired this t-shirt.
